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Monday, April 18th, 2005
11:48 pm - Hi, Tuki!
Here are some REALLY cool pictures!!!

CLICK NOW!!!! )

current mood: horny
current music: "Backseat Bushwack" - Avenue D

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Thursday, March 31st, 2005
11:49 pm - Hi, Tuki!
Hehe, life is fun. I found something *really* cool and exciting to do. I fly into the kitchen and land in the cabinets, and if anyone gets near me I ATTACK! Well, just mommy and daddy go in the kitchen but it's so funny, mommy gets all mad!!

look at me!! )

Hi, Tuki!

current mood: chipper
current music: "One Mic" - Nas

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Monday, March 28th, 2005
12:00 am - Wow, long time no update!
Hi, Tuki! Things are so weird around here....that big orange bird, Merlyn, left! I don't know where he went, I can't believe it. I'm sort of worried, I even kind of miss him in a strange way. I've always copied the way he eats and does things, and now he just disappeared. I'm kind of relieved though, because he was SCARY! It just isn't the same without him. Joe is okay, but he whines too much and freaks out if I leave him for just a minute. And he copies me and always says, "Hi, Tuki!" What a poser.

Mommy and daddy are getting married this summer, yay! I'm excited, I get to be the flowerbird. I hope I get to wear a nice tux and shit. Then we're going back to Florida, yay, it's all sunny and stuff. Wow, I'm so excited, my life is great.

current mood: hispanic
current music: "Drinkin' Problem" - Rehab

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Wednesday, December 15th, 2004
11:17 pm - Yeah!!
Hi, Tuki! Wow, it's almost Christmas time, and I can feel the love! Joey and I are more friendly with each other now, even though the bastard copied my phrase! Hi, Tuki! It's getting really chilly though, and next year we're going really far up north to some place REALLY cold. Omg, I'm scared!! Hi, Tuki!

current music: "Why" - by Jadakiss

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Tuesday, May 18th, 2004
4:49 pm - Hi, Tuki!
Hi, Tuki! I love my life, it just keeps getting better and better. All of these really nice and friendly people come over, especially Dave! He is so fun. I wonder why he barely comes over; stupid mommy is here all the time, I can't get rid of her!

Whenever daddy tries to pick me up I always fly away, it's my new game! But when mommy tries to pick me up I let her, it drives daddy crazy. I love my flock, even if Joe and mommy suck. Hi, Tuki!

current mood: ecstatic
current music: "Back that Ass Up"

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Friday, April 16th, 2004
1:54 pm - My new home
Wow, we are in this brand new place! At first it was scary but now I like it a lot, it's really neat. Thankfully Joe is another cage now, I can't stand him! Yuck! Hi, Tuki! This weird guy came over last night, they call him "Dave." I fluffed feathers all over his shirt and he tried to brush it all off. That pissed me off! My fluff is there for a reason!

Mommy is still scary, she was dancing around to bad music like a lunatic, with me on her back! How rude and stupid is that? I just love my daddy and no one else, I wish everyone else would just die and go away.

current mood: angry
current music: "Green Sleaves" Mozart

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Thursday, March 11th, 2004
11:36 am - Yay!
Wow, things are so weird since I last updated. We live in this really cold and nasty place now with this strange new bird named Joe ~.~ I don't like him very much, he has invaded my cage. Stupid bird. This is a picture of me and Joe. I'm the sexy one of course!! (the left!!!)

Me and Joe )

I am very excited, I have decided that I am going to be a samurai cockatiel when I grow up! I'm a very good fighter, so I think it is a great career choice. This is a picture of me in my samurai training.

I'm a samurai! )

Joe is mean, he says that he is Asian so he should be the samurai, not me! But I don't care, I can be a great samurai anyways!

Hiiii-ya!

current mood: giddy
current music: "Goodbye" The Spice Girls

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Friday, October 17th, 2003
3:06 am - WOW!!
I feel so good! Hi, Tuki! My mommy and daddy built me a playpen, and WOW, is it nice or what! There are ladders, and all this different kind of food...and toys, it is so much fun! The only thing that is a drag is how Merlyn always steals my food and chases after me! He is so scary :( But besides that, it is great! I have the awesomest mommy and daddy in the entire world! Last night I slept on the top of Merlyn's lamp, I felt so majestic and relaxed! And of course I am, I'm a very majestic bird.

Hi, Tuki!

current mood: jubilant

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Tuesday, October 7th, 2003
8:47 pm - Mommy
My mommy is so mean, she constantly does things to scare me on purpose. She's been mean to me all day, so she finally tries to make it up me by singing a song called, "I Love You, Tukellikus." It sucked, so I bit her. Now she's all mad. She should be nicer to me and stay away from daddy and just go away! <:(

current mood: bitchy

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Wednesday, October 1st, 2003
7:13 am - >:(
I'm tired. Merlyn scares me. He screams too loud. He's nice to me but he is loud. I wish he would stop. I was screaming for an hour today because I am so stressed. I have the hardest life in the entire world. I want to see daddy >:(

current mood: scared

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Sunday, September 28th, 2003
5:31 am - Hi Tuki!
My name is Tuki...Hi, Tuki! And I'll be telling you all about the wonderful days of my life.

Today was pretty fun. This morning mommy was freaking out about something and tried to wake up daddy, but he didn't wake up. He eventually did though, and I whistled at him. I love my daddy so much! Mommy's okay, but she's so mean to me all the time and she's trying to steal my daddy! He's mine! >:(

I ate some food and daddy took me out to play. There's this other bird named Merlyn who came and invaded my life a few months ago, that damned bird. I actually do look up to Merlyn, but he kind of scares me because he's real big. He's nice to me though.

Something really exciting happened today! I flew off this big box thing on the desk, I forget the name. I think it's like comp..ooter? I can't remember. But I flew off and landed up these big branches that connect to the cooter thing. Wow, it was so exciting, until stupid mommy took me off. Oh well. I am going to go and talk some more. I want some bbq chips!

Hi, Tuki!

current mood: excited

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